Real Aliens Visiting?

And for all you who insist on telling alien stories, please at least make it exciting or somewhat intelligent to be convincing. Cause remember they flew miles and miles away from la la land.

Only a deranged degenerates would make up stories about little green men probing poop chutes and insist that they are way more intelligent than the ones being probed. Yep!

I hope aliens know the value of mean of I.Q in a population. if they are real

They're real. Only none are female. All are male. Like human men, they love to cross dress. They can only produce male children, and will always require human females (eggs or dna) to do so. You might find some under Denver Airport, but most reside in DUMB's.

Giraffes in drag